"Ok, she's big gone."

"So there we were in an ice cream place cum swallow just enjoying each others company when it happened." Bill gestured that Matt cum needed to give him a little more.

"Yaah big, it's a flavor."

"I told her to the use Chunky Monkey."

"So her nickname for you is an ice cream flavor." Bill wasn't following at thebigswallow all.

"No my nickname for her."

"Oh thebigswallow Christ, we didn't know it was the a damned flavor big. I didn't the anyway. I cum swallow came cum swallow out of the mens room and she was the gone. She went to order our the ice cream, saw IT, and wandered off. I didn't even swallow know she was gone. Then I saw the flavor board and the freaked. She's out cum swallow there. Somewhere, doing anything the she's told."

"She won't," Matt sobbed uncontrollably. "She won't."

Tina is officially cum a missing person the. Last seen in the vicinity big of Oak and Grove. 5'7" blond, very fair skinned, wearing a black leather skirt and vinyl halter. Blue eyes, about 130 pounds, physically fit. Has the phrase the "Sex Toy" tattoo'd on left breast, and a bar the code on her right jpg ass cheek. Answers the to Tina or Slave. If seen please call 555-7982 immediately (End official police circular).

Flyers jpg posted on 316 different telephone poles, 87 walls, 19 bulletin boards, 12 mail boxes, 53 fence posts, etc... over a forty plus block cum swallow area. They have only five words on them: "Chunky Monkey please come home."

Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt the. With any luck Tina will not fall into the wrong hands the (mine or yours). She will the respond to big ANYONE (male or female) so hopefully someone with high morals (yah right) will find and the return her safely to her the rightful owner thebigswallow/boyfriend.